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Vic: Which would u rather have? 5 pds of gym or 3 pds of gym?
Aung: 5 pds of gym
V: gym or lunch?
A: gym
V: 5 free or 5 gym?
A: Gym
V: Would u rather rape jim or mary
A: Jim


V: So hows the golf department?
Tour Guide: Blah blah blah blah
V: Do we get to drive one of those golf carts?
TG: Those are maintence vehicles.
V: Hows the maintence department?

V: With all due respect, do u kno if this college offers mandarin the language?
TG: The language department is Blah blah blah shorthand ...
V: SHORTHAND???!!!

V: Hows the mechanical engineering dept?
TG: There is no engineering dept.


It is evident that dilldong is a human dildo since he has repeaditly raped the imw in various forms in various ways, but the imw will NOT stop whatsoever, as it is always on the move, always a step b4 the rapist.



"Professor Bum"

Bum (holding empty cup): yo u guys want some beer?
V: May I see ur id please?
Bum: Heey im 30 years old.
V (take out cap gun): This is detective John Kimble ur under arrest. You have the right to remain silent...
Bum: Yo u guys fom ny rie?
V: word...uptown baby (gives bum assortment of coins)
Bum: u guys have a good night mmhmm
V: ur a good man sir, take care..
(we come back


Tha Chef

(chef is making customized entrees showin off skills)
V: Excuse me Mr. Boyardi, is that shrimp?
C: No thats just a carrot
V: Do u offer lobster?
C: no im sorry
V: what about scallop?
C: im sorry but we dont offer ne seafood
V: what about fillet minion?
C: we dont have that either
C (gives me the food)
V: thank you very much sir, but do u have ne grey poupon?

MY FAVORITE

My dear diary 

what kinda amigo r u?

CAR is Dodge Charger especially the ones with the dual viper bumper guards.

ACTOR is Jackie Chan since he is a perfectionist and has many talents.

ACTRESS: Reese weatherspoon 

VIDEO GAME: Interstate 76 the ONLY racing game with a deep plot and funky music.

DEAD GUY: Leo DaVinchink since he mastered in so many fields of study. His invented the bicycle btw.

FOOD: Lobster, fried seafood, filet minion, fried beef cutlets on a frisbee.

DRINK: Cream soda, martini with a cherry on top of the curly straw. Throws some olives in their for the fun it.

LINE: "SH!T HAPPENS"

BLACK RAP : Puff Daddy - Been around the world

WHITE RAP: Eminem

TECHNO RAP: Flying Steps

TECHNO: ATB

EASY LISTENING: Enya - Only time

LIGHT ROCK BAND: Oasis - Wonderwall

R&B: Brian McKnight - 6, 8, 12

MALE LATINO ARTIST: Enrique Iglesias - Rhythm Divine

FEMALE LATIN ARTIST: Jennifer Lopez, xtina aguilera

SMOOTH JAZZ ARTIST: Lionel Richie - Easy

BALLAD ARTISTS: Bryan Adams, Richard Marx,

FEMALE SOLO R&B: Alicia Keys, Whitney Houston

MALE SOLO R&B: Bryan Mcknight

WHITE BANDS: Everclear, Green day

CRAZY WHITE BAND: Korn

WHITE  SOLO ARTIST: Sting

CLASSICAL: Mozart

OPERA: Pavarotti - La donna E' Mobile

I LOATHE:

RPGS - taking turns fighting? yea like thats gonna happen in da bx

Starcraft

Star wars

Star trek

Diablo 2

Obese people - they take up too much space and weigh too much

Ugly bitches - if you're conceited arent u supposed to be hot?

Peanuts, nuts, cashews, peanut butter, peas

Past profiles:

its on a need to know basis and u dont need to kno

"dont think, just feel the answers" - John the man with incandescent nipple

psychic sidekick

"I condone collogne"
 

"concedingly conceited"

"loyalty for my royalty"

riches
biches

You deserve 3 asswhoopins, and a coupon for another.

"There are many pros in this world, including procrastinators"

It turns out that i am i 1/4 mexican - i've been eating so much taco bell my skin darkened

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